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Bob Muntz

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I WANT A COOKIE!

Lady Gaga Likes Me

Today when getting on my daily Twitter account, I notice that Lady Gaga has invite me to Google+. I am not sure what to make of the fact that she is worse singer than Justin Bieber or that Google+ has threatened to destroy my blogging empire. There is only one way to ensure the continuation and propogation of my evil scheme to make money off the Internet, and that is to start a post about conspiracy theories around her:

1. Her real name is Natalia Von Prussia and she is the heir to the throne of Azazel, evil demon.
2. She is married to Joseph MacDonagh, who was an evil Irish man.
3. She was born a man.
4. She eats babies.
5. For fun, she likes to destroy media empires by boycotting their advertising.
6. She hates America and wants to bring it down.
7. There was one point in her conception when her father got sick from Mad Cow Disease.
8. She does not actually exist and is a robot created by a computer.
9. She controls the world bank through her sycophantic Tibetan masters.

What do you think of my conspiracy theories?

Some people think that spamming my blog is the way to get others to click on their shit. I hate spammers. Reply below if you’re a douchebag spammer who should have been blown out on your mother’s back instead of impregnating her.

MOAR WOAR

Another week has come and gone and the United States has gone another $2 billion in debt occupying Iraq and Afghanistan. At the same time we allowed our unemployment benefits to expire.

I hope you cocksuckers are happy now with your permanent war on both Islamic civilians and the American working class. Those of us who voted for “change” in 2008 got another fucking Republican who only serves his corporate masters and the military industrial complex.

Heysus is the Reason

THERE WAS A BILLBOARD IN MY NATIVE COUNTRY OF NEW JERSEY AND IT SAID THAT THE NATIVITY WAS A FAIRY TALE. THE ONLY FAIRY TALE I KNOW IS THE ONE WHERE THE MOTHER GETS HER FINGERS CUT OFF  WITH A CARVING KNIFE. WHEN THERE IS EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FOR PEOPLE THEN ALL PEOPLE WILL BE OUTLAWS AND WON’T BE ABLE TO READ FAIRY TALES ANY MORE, SO THE BIBLE MAY BE UNREQUIRED TO READ IN YOUR FOURTH GRADE EDUCATION. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE GET THIS THROUGH THEIR THICK SKULLS? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GOING TO MAKE AN ASHTRAY OUT OF YOUR HEAD?

WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENT TELL US THE TRUTH? MKULTRA WAS A FARCE AND ONLY LED TO MORE TERRORISTS GETTING CAUGHT,  SO I BELIEVE THAT JACK BAUER IS A REAL PERSON WHO ONCE TRIED TO USE MAPQUEST BUT FAILED. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO JOIN FACEBOOK BUT I PUNCHED HIM IN THE BALLS INSTEAD.

I bought an iPad and downloaded the free Bible. ‎”But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus”
Philippians 4:19

I’m gonnna be rich

I want to know what people think about internet today. Take poll and tell me so that I can develop social media empire to rival http://www.ask.com.

 

Is there such a thing as the Internet?
(polls)

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO ADD TAGS

THE DOCTOR SAID I CAN’T USE TAGS ANYMORE. I TOLD HIM TO KILL HIMSELF IN A TORNADO.

IN OTHER NEWS, DID YOU KNOW THAT BILL CLINTON IS SATAN? THIS IS FROM REAL NEWS SITE:

The birthplace of Bill Clinton is Hope, Arkansas located at N .latitude 33.66. This is very close to the approximate location of death row for women in Atlanta and death row in Lebanon (Roumieh).

THIS WAS IN THE BIBLE KORAN DEAL BROUGHT TO YOU BY CONGLOMCO, INC. AND NOW THE TRUTH IS OUT. DON’T BE SURPRISED IF HILLARY COMES TO YOUR HOUSE NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS. THIS BLOG IS LIKE THE RING!

THERE IS A PLACE CALLED WONDERLAND

 

Bob Muntz

 

I AM NOW IN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT! YOU ARE ALL TO REPORT TO ME FOR YOUR WELFARE CHECKS! I AM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN AND GORBLOT THE MIGHTY WILL JUDGE YOU ALL WITH A RIVER OF BLOOD!

TODAY IN THE NEWS THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO SET FIRE TO HERSELF WITH A CAN OF GASOLINE. THAT’S CALLED PETROL IN ENGLAND, WHICH I VISITED WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY TO FIGHT THE CHINESE! YOU ARE ALL LYING FUCKS WITH A HEART OF GOLD, BUT I DON’T BELIEVE IN THE GOLD STANDARD! LIARS OF ALL FORMS EXIST IN THE GOVERNMENT, AND ARE ALL PRETENDING TO CARE FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM. I WILL VOTE IN SARAH PALIN FOR SATAN THIS ELECTION, BECAUSE SATAN NEEDS A BREAK!

I LOVE, FUCKING LOVE THE MUSIC THAT THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS GUYS DO! IT’S PERFECT FOR WHEN I’M CUTTING INTO A BODY AND WANT SOMETHING TO CALM ME. ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHEN I WAS A LAWYER AND STILL AM I WAS ABLE TO HELP PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR PROBLEMS. MORE THAN YOU HAVE DONE FOR ANYONE EVER DOCTOR LIPSTICK! WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BE A DOCTOR EVEN AFTER TOUCHING THAT HERPES-INFESTED GIRAFFE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THINGS. THE MAN WHO TOLD ME I HAVE TO SEE YOU SAID I DON’T HAVE TO PAY YOU AND YOU STILL HAVE TO HELP ME BECAUSE OF YOUR HYPOCRITES OATH!

I AM THE MAN WHO HAS THE PLAN!

Today I strike out in protest to Chinese man win of nobel peace prize. Here i provide patients with ability to talk on internet about their lives and charge them, but you read for free and i am not even nominated to win.

i think that switzerland, home of muslim terrorists is overrun with hippies and communists. that is why i vote republican this year. I love the fear!