dvandelmar
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08:20:04 pm on June 26, 2008 | # |
i don’t smoke dope unless i’m forced to. but this week put the hammer down. just buried my face in a seven foot graphics at the tree huggers. i might plow a few more handfulls this weekend. just a pile of bullet points because i can’t focus. then i’m headed to Charlie Brown’s to troll the patio.
forwaded this youporn video of some guy getting oral from cow to some friend’s wife by accident. huge mistake. she wrote this three word message back: “really. it’s ok.” jesus, it’s not. i responded:
Never in a million years would I try to tell you I don’t have issues. As long as I’m having fun, I don’t want them resolved. I feel absolutely compelled to write you. I did not send the cow giving oral to some naked guy. It was a mistake. Go back and check the email string.
1. I don’t like to have sex with sheep either
2. I don’t get excited by watching a guy receiving from a cow
3. I didn’t send it
4. It is completely disgusting but so outrageous I had to take action
5. I did show it to a couple guys in my office
6. They thought it was funny and asked me to forward it to them
7. At this point at least 100 other people have received it from them
8. Guys are PIGS and our humor is fundamentally different than a woman’s
9. Neither of the two guys who watched it were sexually aroused by the video clip
I realize my reputation is significantly below the gutter and can live with this. However, I cannot live with you thinking a cow giving a guy oral would turn me on. I do have some standards’. I draw the line at animals.thanking god biofuel dropped cunt on the blog. know we can move on. oh yeah, yesterday i got cunted by my ex-cunt. i called some disabled kid a “basket case” at an eight grade baseball game. you would have thought i masturbated in the vatican’s offering plate. flames of my personal hell were doused by her tidal wave of moral indignation. then i hit the yukon for a dewars.
lipvitch claimed he’s going to get some “eyeballs” to the blog and “monetize” it with some “banners.” i told that motherfucker if i as much as sniff a text ad here i’m pulling the plug. if you hadn’t noticed, his phd is in bullshit and ignorance.
i think i would fuck anderson cooper. as long as it wasn’t in the beltway or the village. and his hair stayed combed. plainly horrified by what would emanate from his mouth in the process. praying to god it wouldn’t involve wolf blitzer and john king early polling analysis in any way.
the mentor is having a tough go. he cannot deal with things anymore. he barely even talks to me. all is caving in. his partners are forcing him to sell. about 200k lower than he thought. the prussian shotgun stands in the corner of his bedroom. if he does it, i hope for his kids sake, he waits until a heavy thunderstorm and goes outside.
it’s constant. i’m with one gal and my phone rings with another gal’s number popping up. we both look at it in silence. i refuse to answer it. they must know. and the worst part is i don’t care. it would simply eliminate another problem if she get’s angry and leaves. but that won’t happen either.
i silver dollared some gray slacks in front of some old high school girls at wine party. they didn’t say a word.
tree huggers made me watch this video.
