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09:47:54 am on July 9, 2008 | # |
I’m sorry if I snapped at you all.
It’s just that I can’t walk because my penis got nicked pretty bad. It still bleeds when I pee. And I won’t even get into the burning sensation. Feels like someone put Icy Hot inside my balls. Not on, inside.
So, I’m sorry everyone. Especially to you Betsy. You deserve better. Here, I’ll send you an ecard with my deepest apologies for calling you an attention whore.
Anyway, all this laying around gives me time to prepare McCain pamphlets to hand out at the hospital. Most people don’t understand that our country is in major danger and if we elect that big-eared freak we’ll be screwed. I mean it. Majorly screwed. Our country is at a critical point and we must stay the course if we expect to survive. Iraq needs our help just like we need theirs. This juncture requires that we learn to manhandle our enemies like small children and beat them like red-headed step children. Then burn them alive and scatter their ashes across the world to show others that we mean business. If Saddam hadn’t caused 9/11 we wouldn’t be in this mess.
By the way, someone told me that this is the greatest video on the Internet and that if I link it to our blog, we’ll make billions of dollars. Or pesos or something. Not sure. Either way, enjoy.
