martinfritts
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08:37:58 am on July 24, 2008 | # |
Been offline for a few weeks due to a brief trip to a drying out place. It’s been 17 days since my last mind-altering substance. The tendencies for crank and whiskey are subsiding to only a few a day. This is my 20th attempt at this.
The worst part of rehab is the community room where they have CNN going all day. I will post later about the supreme douchebaggery of Lou Dobbs and how Nancy Grace is a sniveling toad.
But first Glenn Beck. Here’s a guy who has made a career off of regurgitating the most retarded Republican talking points. All Republican talking points are retarded, but he works from the bottom of the barrel of the most irrelevant issues: guns, immigration, and Bush league economics.
Beck, like all 10 of his viewers, is a moron. He appeals to those within the IQ range that tops out at 80.
About 3 years ago, when CNN brought this guy on board, I was dating a tall brunette – mid 30s, no kids, fucked like a bunny. You could bounce a quarter off her ass it was so firm. She liked it any way, any where, any time…well almost any time. I went over to her place one night for some action, but she wasn’t giving it up untl after Beck’s show. So I sat through this douchnozzle’s tirade about brown people. I was pissed at her for digging on this show. Prior to this she had shown some conservative tendencies.
When the Beck experiment was over for the night I was ready to get my nut. I flipped her over and started doing her doggie. I lasted maybe three minutes, but when I was ready I just unloaded a donkey punch right to her brain stem, knocking her unconscious.
I watched as she came to. I told her I must have done her so good that she fainted. But I never called her again. I’ve hate-fucked a lot of chicks, but this was the only time I did it in the name of Freedom and Sensibility.
God Bless America
