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  • 10:53:17 pm on August 15, 2008 | # | 1
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    I’ve been away for a while because I hooked up with an amazing Latin lover named Raul. I’ve been with a lot of guys, so I can tell you that Latin men are the best. Hands down.

    I’m happy to see all the CNN bashing here. I have a story too, and it involves Lou Dobbs. He’s such an asshole because all he ever does is complain about immigrants, especially Hispanics. I may be a white girl of Irish descent, but I love dark skinned men, especially Latins, so fuck you Lou Dobbs.

    Wait, I already did that

    About three years ago he was here in Miami doing a smear story on Cuban immigrants. I didn’t know anything about him. Me and a girlfriend were having drinks at a hotel bar where she worked. There was an older, sophisticated gentleman in the lounge. It was the end of a long day, or what appeared to be a long day for him. He was alone and obviously trying to hook up with the waitresses.

    I was really horny and in the mood for an older man. (I get that way sometimes.) So me and my girlfriend started talking to him.

    Long story short we ended up in his room. He was dirty, like really dirty, but I decided to do him anyway. I demanded that he didn’t come inside me, so he pulled out and did it in my mouth. As he was getting off he shouted “give it back to me, baby, give it back!!!” I knew what that meant. He was a snowballer.

    I did what he wanted, pulling his face to mine and kissing him with his own man chowder. He loved it.

    I’m not the type to kiss and tell (or snowball and tell), but he’s such a dick to Mexicans, I don’t care. He’s a snowballer in addition to being a creepy old bigot. Fuck him….wait, I already did that.

     

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  • docliptz 8:30 am on August 19, 2008 | # | Reply

    Not Raul Simpson? We went to Phoenix Online University together. He was my roomie.


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