I knew there was something evil about these mexican people. Something dark and stygian lying just beneath their fine veneer of conciliatory civility.
from my admired reader cibermito
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docliptz
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bmuntz
YOU!
YOU ARE LIVING, THINKING, MAD, DEADLY, WORLDWIDE, COMMUNIST, GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD , SECRET OVERALL PLAN. WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, TO EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH THE ENDLESS STAIRWAY TO THE STARS, NAMELY, THE MAN-MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS.
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA
YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT BILL CLINTON LIKED BLOWJOBS!REMEMBER ME, I WAS ON THE STREET YELLING AT YOU. SHE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE HERE TO DESTROY METROPOLIS.
SHE IS WHITE. he is black.
SHE IS FEMALE. he is male.
SHE IS A SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE. he is a social and economic communist.
SHE EATS BABIES AND WHEN SHE POOPS THEM OUT SHE MAKES THEM HAVE DOWN SYNDROME. he has regular kids.
SHE HAS A HUSBAND. he has a wife.
HERE’S AN UNDISCLOSED PICTURE I FOUND ON THE DRUDGE REPORT:
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHY ISN’T SHE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND?
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docliptz
Don’t Go to JRs in Denver.
Fuck me, I’m high. I watched Michelle Hussein Obama’s speech last night and it threw me into such a rage that the people at the bar where I was at had to kick me out. JRs is the place. If you’re ever in Denver, the people in this bar are very friendly at first, until you say something about our Fuhrer Obama. Dicks.
Anyway, I thought her speech was lame and lacked panache. She mentioned the CLIN-TON woman who was nearly her husband’s downfall. As an aside, I think I would have rather had that crazy commie woman as a president rather than that big-eared freak. Glenn Beck was right when he called Obama “a leftwinger to challenge Al Sharpton in craziness”. Well, maybe he said that or maybe the voices told me he did. Either way, it’s true.
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docliptz
My First Two Days at the Douchebag National Convention
Well, I learned a lot my first two days here to help bring down the new communist dictator, Barack Hussein Obama. I flew into DIA (which is apparently some sort of Masonic/Satanic temple, i’m not sure) and hailed a cab into the “heart” of this “city.” Now I see why Obama chose Denver to hold his groundbreaking lovefest. It’s far enough away from reality to make him seem relevant. Also, they are pretty much just miles away from ranches. And I heard that the Democrats liked the movie Brokeback Mountain. I of course didn’t see it and protested it in accordance with what James Dobson told me to do.
Anyway, so I got a cab and told the guy, “take me to where the action is, my good man.” So he takes me to this part of town (I guess maybe downtown, not sure) on a street called Colfax. Now I’m no dummy. I know when I’m the only white guy around it’s probably not the best part of town. But, I tell myself, this is just a cowtown, so I’m sure I’m ok. The cabbie lets me out, I start to talk to this guy at the bus stop named Dijon (at least I think that’s how you spell it). I say, “whasssup my homie? Where can I get in on this fine anti-Democrat shindig? Word.” Dijon looks at me like he’s going to kill me. But he just laughs and says, “Whatchoo talkin bout dumbfuck? Shit, man, you looking to score eh?” I just nod cause I have no idea what he means. He tells me that I need to get to real downtown apparently, and that for 30 bennies I can find some fine anti-Democrat crunk juice. Not really sure what that means.
So i give him 30 bucks. My entire pay for this blog. He gives me something he calls “Angel Dust” which I’m assuming is code for happy powder. I tell you my anti-Obama friends, this stuff was dy-no-mite! So anyway, I made it downtown, and am currently sleeping on the streets. Who knew that the DNC would get so many attendees? I must be really excited about being here, cause I haven’t slept since I got here.
I met up with this delightful group called the White Crushers who all shave their heads “for peace” is what they told me. I’ve been trying to get them to understand that Obama is evil, and so far they seem quite agreeable. Tomorrow I go to the Tent State place and help them protest the Dumbocrats.
Oh, and a special note to Martin- suck it you entitled upperclass libtard. This country’s had enough of your kind making special concessions to your fellow richies. It’s time for real change. The kind that remembers to stay the course and support our troops.
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docliptz
DNC Stands for Douchebag National Convention
This is a non-Obama site. Screw all of you librul retards who think that big-eared freak is going to save the nation. If he had kept us out of Iraq, then his brother Saddam would still be alive. Fucking joke you people are, believing that crap that Obama really cares about this country. The only thing he really cares about is lining his pockets with your money so he can sneak it to the terrorists. WHY DO YOU THINK HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN??????? Wake the fuck up. http://www.slick.com/
Yeah, and this too:
THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOOP! This is real! It’s a picture of Hussein getting dressed up when he was trained in a Madassah!!!!! This man means business, and it’s the business of bringing down our country from teh inside!!!!I’m now on my way to the airport to fly into Denver for the DNC. I will be covering it as it happens. If the Dumbocrats don’t take away my free-speech gear then I’ll try to blog as much as possible while I can.
Remember, they can take your laptop, but they can’t take your freedom! Keep your eyes here and here if I don’t check back in. These folks know me and they got my back. Keep the freedom alive!
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bmuntz
I HEARD THIS SONG AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
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bmuntz
FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NO EYELIDS
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. SOMETIMES I SEE THEM THROUGH MY VISUAL CORTEX’ES . CAN YOU SEE THEM? I HAVE THEM IN MY LINE OF SIGHT AND I AM PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THEM.
I WAS NOT HOME WHEN YOU CALLED DOCTOR. I WAS AT THE ARCADE BEING FRIENDLY. THE MAN THERE TOLD ME I HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN I PLAYED WITH THE JOYSTICKS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE. FIRST I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AND GET A 55 GALLON DRUM FULL OF GAS ON THE ROOF. THEN I WILL LEAK IT THROUGH THERE TO THE FLOOR. THEN I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE.
IF HE IS NOT THERE I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL GIVE HIM A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE. THOSE ARE CLASSY.
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dvandelmar
I have a small dog. Half Fiest and half Toy Poodle. Thin wiry hair. You can just about see her skin under her coat. A fag would adore her especially in her bright red collar and leash. She’s a little neurotic. Always in your face and barks non stop. If my kids didn’t love her, I’d kill her. Not one doubt. Her name is Bridget.
I received an email from a gal with whom I had not spoken in months. She was lonely. Wanted to know if I were hard. Nothing about my children, sports, or current events. Just am I hard. That’s always causes arousal. It’s a matter of what time. I wrote her back that anytime is good. I had no meetings. But didn’t want to take her out for dinner or lunch. We like secrecy. There are simply too many, and running into another could be disastrous. Plus, all my options remain open.
Lying on my couch, watching the Wolf Blitzer obsess over Dick Cheney, blasting the old man, I hear a car door slam. She jogs up to the front door. In the tail end of a disaster and would prefer to have no one know. She says it must be fast, as her kids think she’s making a quick trip to the store. No talk. Directly to my room. I rip her clothes off her. Her fake tits pop out one at a time. They feel strange. Maybe she had a “buy one get one free” deal. Unveils a landing strip. I have asked her to shave it clean. Bugs me.
I always struggle with kissing in these situations. That’s why hookers are better. They don’t want to kiss either. Just get paid and get out. She gives the worst blowjob I’ve ever had. Won’t let her do it. She gave me the fang last time. Better stick to the hole.
I get out of bed. Throw the used rubber into the corner of my room on the floor. Start to get dressed in a hurry. We don’t talk. She gets dressed. Runs to her car and drives off. No talk. Nothing to say. The emptiness of neon. Perfection.
I walk back to my room and hear a licking sound. Bridget has the condom.
Off to a funeral. My friend would have liked it best this way.
