I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR. I WILL SHOW HIS WIFE AND GET MONEY.
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bmuntz
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bmuntz
HELLO!
WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? I AM YELLING AT MY COMPUTER AND NOONE TALKS BACK. ALSO, I HAVE HAD A NASTY REACTION TO THE PLANTS MY INDIAN FRIEND GAVE ME FOR MY HERPES SO I NEED MORE MEDS FROM THE DOCTOR. GIVE THEM TO ME!
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bmuntz
YES, I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER!!!!!
HERE’S WHAT SHE WROTE TO ME:
Good day, my dear friend!
Man of my DREAM! I want and that’s it! I don’t know, don’t try to find out and don’t plan!
I am very optimistic and it’s very rare that you could find me in a bad or miserable mood and I would really like to find someone with a similar “happy” and positive personality. I enjoy greate conversations about anything and everything. I just enjoy smart and intelligent conversations regardless of the topic.Building a lasting relationship starts with a simple friendship and therefore I am really here looking for someone to build a friendship that can grow into a lasting relationship. If you are looking for the same… I am here… http://andiloveyoutoo. com/loveyouEmbraces
Nata S.SHE SOUNDS HOT. I AM GOING TO WRITE HER AND GIVE HER MY ACCOUNT NUMBER SO SHE CAN TRANSFER MY MONEY TO HER SO SHE CAN COME FROM RUSSIA. I HEAR THEY HAVE A MAGIC PILL THAT CAN MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER AND IS ALSO VIAGRA.
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA
YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT BILL CLINTON LIKED BLOWJOBS!REMEMBER ME, I WAS ON THE STREET YELLING AT YOU. SHE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE HERE TO DESTROY METROPOLIS.
SHE IS WHITE. he is black.
SHE IS FEMALE. he is male.
SHE IS A SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE. he is a social and economic communist.
SHE EATS BABIES AND WHEN SHE POOPS THEM OUT SHE MAKES THEM HAVE DOWN SYNDROME. he has regular kids.
SHE HAS A HUSBAND. he has a wife.
HERE’S AN UNDISCLOSED PICTURE I FOUND ON THE DRUDGE REPORT:
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bmuntz
MY DAD IS FAMOUS
I WAS HIS BASTARD SON. I GOT NONE OF HIS MONEY. JUST HIS NAME.
HE IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF WIKIPEDIA TODAY. MADMAN MUNTZ. THAT WAS HIS NAME. THAT WAS MY NICKNAME GROWING UP.
BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW DEAD.
HERE IS HIS PICTURE:
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bmuntz
I HEARD THIS SONG AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
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bmuntz
FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NO EYELIDS
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. SOMETIMES I SEE THEM THROUGH MY VISUAL CORTEX’ES . CAN YOU SEE THEM? I HAVE THEM IN MY LINE OF SIGHT AND I AM PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THEM.
I WAS NOT HOME WHEN YOU CALLED DOCTOR. I WAS AT THE ARCADE BEING FRIENDLY. THE MAN THERE TOLD ME I HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN I PLAYED WITH THE JOYSTICKS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE. FIRST I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AND GET A 55 GALLON DRUM FULL OF GAS ON THE ROOF. THEN I WILL LEAK IT THROUGH THERE TO THE FLOOR. THEN I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE.
IF HE IS NOT THERE I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL GIVE HIM A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE. THOSE ARE CLASSY.
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docliptz
Where the hell are you guys?
Did you all just decide you’re done with therapy? It doesn’t work like that.
Martin- Unless you start to post some useful information, I’ll be forced to contact your parole officer and have the stun collar put back on. I hope you’re not at the schoolyard.
Bob – Did you get the refill on your meds? If not, you’re probably stuck in a tree somewhere, shitting on passerbys. If anyone sees Bob, let me know.
Richard - It’s about time you should be getting back from your vacation, right? Tell us a little something about the Ukraine – it sounds beautiful.
Dean – Dean, I hope you’re not with Martin at the schoolyard. Remember the terms of your prison sentence? I let a LOT go with you and I just don’t want to have to bail you out again. Your wife and my kid wouldn’t appreciate it. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding ol chum.
Betsy - Grow a pair.
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bmuntz
MCCAIN FLIPFLOPS – I READ IT TODAY.
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dvandelmar
hit the scotch and watch this.
open clearest universal channels of communication
impending doom
likely I’ll have a roman life span
I’m a psychic earthworm
informed but submissive listeners
the more extreme you are the no bullshit straight up truth
I’m going for the gustothis fucking go-getter has the message.
