I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR. I WILL SHOW HIS WIFE AND GET MONEY.
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bmuntz
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docliptz
Sometimes I wish I weren’t a doctor of psychiatrism. It would be easier to be just a junkie or an alcoholic. These patients of mine drive me crazy. Crazy enough to hurt someone or something. That’s why I have a cat.
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bmuntz
HELLO!
WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? I AM YELLING AT MY COMPUTER AND NOONE TALKS BACK. ALSO, I HAVE HAD A NASTY REACTION TO THE PLANTS MY INDIAN FRIEND GAVE ME FOR MY HERPES SO I NEED MORE MEDS FROM THE DOCTOR. GIVE THEM TO ME!
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martinfritts
How do people sit through this drivel?
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bmuntz
I CAME
I EJACULATED ON A PICTURE OF YOU. THEN I BURNED THE PICTURE AND BURIED IT IN A NATIVE AMERICAN CEMETARY. YOU ARE NOW CURSED WITH THE POWER OF GORBLOT.
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martinfritts
I couldn’t stand to hear more than his intro tonight. What a piece of shit, going after Obama while all but going down on Sarah Palin. Who does this cocksucker think he is?
“I’m not left or right” he says in a radio spot, “just a common sense guy.” Bullshit. You’re Karl Rove’s bitch. Get on your knees and suck it Glenn. You’re a fucking moron whore.
He thinks he’s some kind of spiritual crusader because he used to drink a lot (or some stupid shit story like that), but he’s just another pathetic Mormon.
BTW I’ve been clean four months now. Thanks Dr. L.
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docliptz
Don’t Go to JRs in Denver.
Fuck me, I’m high. I watched Michelle Hussein Obama’s speech last night and it threw me into such a rage that the people at the bar where I was at had to kick me out. JRs is the place. If you’re ever in Denver, the people in this bar are very friendly at first, until you say something about our Fuhrer Obama. Dicks.
Anyway, I thought her speech was lame and lacked panache. She mentioned the CLIN-TON woman who was nearly her husband’s downfall. As an aside, I think I would have rather had that crazy commie woman as a president rather than that big-eared freak. Glenn Beck was right when he called Obama “a leftwinger to challenge Al Sharpton in craziness”. Well, maybe he said that or maybe the voices told me he did. Either way, it’s true.
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docliptz
My First Two Days at the Douchebag National Convention
Well, I learned a lot my first two days here to help bring down the new communist dictator, Barack Hussein Obama. I flew into DIA (which is apparently some sort of Masonic/Satanic temple, i’m not sure) and hailed a cab into the “heart” of this “city.” Now I see why Obama chose Denver to hold his groundbreaking lovefest. It’s far enough away from reality to make him seem relevant. Also, they are pretty much just miles away from ranches. And I heard that the Democrats liked the movie Brokeback Mountain. I of course didn’t see it and protested it in accordance with what James Dobson told me to do.
Anyway, so I got a cab and told the guy, “take me to where the action is, my good man.” So he takes me to this part of town (I guess maybe downtown, not sure) on a street called Colfax. Now I’m no dummy. I know when I’m the only white guy around it’s probably not the best part of town. But, I tell myself, this is just a cowtown, so I’m sure I’m ok. The cabbie lets me out, I start to talk to this guy at the bus stop named Dijon (at least I think that’s how you spell it). I say, “whasssup my homie? Where can I get in on this fine anti-Democrat shindig? Word.” Dijon looks at me like he’s going to kill me. But he just laughs and says, “Whatchoo talkin bout dumbfuck? Shit, man, you looking to score eh?” I just nod cause I have no idea what he means. He tells me that I need to get to real downtown apparently, and that for 30 bennies I can find some fine anti-Democrat crunk juice. Not really sure what that means.
So i give him 30 bucks. My entire pay for this blog. He gives me something he calls “Angel Dust” which I’m assuming is code for happy powder. I tell you my anti-Obama friends, this stuff was dy-no-mite! So anyway, I made it downtown, and am currently sleeping on the streets. Who knew that the DNC would get so many attendees? I must be really excited about being here, cause I haven’t slept since I got here.
I met up with this delightful group called the White Crushers who all shave their heads “for peace” is what they told me. I’ve been trying to get them to understand that Obama is evil, and so far they seem quite agreeable. Tomorrow I go to the Tent State place and help them protest the Dumbocrats.
Oh, and a special note to Martin- suck it you entitled upperclass libtard. This country’s had enough of your kind making special concessions to your fellow richies. It’s time for real change. The kind that remembers to stay the course and support our troops.
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martinfritts
This is what it’s like watching CNN
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betsymccleary
I’ve been away for a while because I hooked up with an amazing Latin lover named Raul. I’ve been with a lot of guys, so I can tell you that Latin men are the best. Hands down.
I’m happy to see all the CNN bashing here. I have a story too, and it involves Lou Dobbs. He’s such an asshole because all he ever does is complain about immigrants, especially Hispanics. I may be a white girl of Irish descent, but I love dark skinned men, especially Latins, so fuck you Lou Dobbs.
Wait, I already did that
About three years ago he was here in Miami doing a smear story on Cuban immigrants. I didn’t know anything about him. Me and a girlfriend were having drinks at a hotel bar where she worked. There was an older, sophisticated gentleman in the lounge. It was the end of a long day, or what appeared to be a long day for him. He was alone and obviously trying to hook up with the waitresses.
I was really horny and in the mood for an older man. (I get that way sometimes.) So me and my girlfriend started talking to him.
Long story short we ended up in his room. He was dirty, like really dirty, but I decided to do him anyway. I demanded that he didn’t come inside me, so he pulled out and did it in my mouth. As he was getting off he shouted “give it back to me, baby, give it back!!!” I knew what that meant. He was a snowballer.
I did what he wanted, pulling his face to mine and kissing him with his own man chowder. He loved it.
I’m not the type to kiss and tell (or snowball and tell), but he’s such a dick to Mexicans, I don’t care. He’s a snowballer in addition to being a creepy old bigot. Fuck him….wait, I already did that.
