Well everyone, in case you didn’t notice, this blog is worth over 2500 dollars. Don’t worry though, even though times are tough (Martin, your check bounced again), I’m not going to sell the blog. Not yet anyway. I know there are some investors just clamoring to purchase this bad boy and get in on the psychological online market before things get too far ahead of the game, but so far I’m just going to play my cards close to the chest. It’s all politics.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!
WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. SOMETIMES I SEE THEM THROUGH MY VISUAL CORTEX’ES . CAN YOU SEE THEM? I HAVE THEM IN MY LINE OF SIGHT AND I AM PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THEM.
I WAS NOT HOME WHEN YOU CALLED DOCTOR. I WAS AT THE ARCADE BEING FRIENDLY. THE MAN THERE TOLD ME I HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN I PLAYED WITH THE JOYSTICKS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE. FIRST I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AND GET A 55 GALLON DRUM FULL OF GAS ON THE ROOF. THEN I WILL LEAK IT THROUGH THERE TO THE FLOOR. THEN I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE.
IF HE IS NOT THERE I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL GIVE HIM A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE. THOSE ARE CLASSY.
I AM A MAN. I AM WHITE. I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. I NEED YOUR MONEY BECAUSE THE MONEY I GOT THAT I WAS HOLDING FOR MY FRIENDS (ERGO BELOW) IS NOT ENOUGH. I NEED MORE. SEND ME YOUR MONEY. BY THE WAY, JOHN MCCAIN IS AN ALIEN WHO FEEDS ON THE BLOOD OF HIS WIFE. HE CANNOT GO OUT IN THE SUN BECAUSE HE WILL BURN ALIVE. HE MUST BE DEFEATED.
I SAW YOUR WIFE IN THE WINDOW THE OTHER DAY. SHE WAS NAKED AND TRYING ON SOME CLOTHES. I SPURTED ON THE BUSHES OUT FRONT. SORRY DOC. THOUGH I’VE HEARD THAT’S GOOD FOR THEIR HAIR, SO YOU MAY HAVE HAIRY BUSHES.
SOMEDAY I TOO WILL BE ABLE TO FREELY EXPRESS MYSELF BY BECOMING A HERO TO THE GENERATIONS OF UNTOLD VICTIMS OF THE MASSACRE OF MIND FREEDOM. YOU HAVE ALL BECOME EDUCATED STUPID WITH YOUR CROWNS OF THORNS WHICH BECOME THORNED HEARTS TEARING AWAY AT YOUR SANITY.
I HAVE KNIVES HIDDEN IN MY COLON.
I HAVE IT WRAPPED IN TINFOIL. THE BUGS CAN’T CRAWL IN THE HOLE AND LAY EGGS THAT WAY TO CONTINUE THEIR SPECIES. I HATE INTER-SPECIES EGG-LAYING.
I’M SORRY DOC.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/us/politics/01campaign.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD NICKNAME. I WAS NOT IN THE MILITARY BUT I NEED A GOOD NICKNAME CAUSE I AM ALSO GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
I WAS THINKING YOU SHOULD NOW ALL CALL ME BOB “THE REFRIGERATOR” MUNTZ. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS DOUCHES?
I WILL HAMMER A SCREWDRIVER INTO YOUR SKULLS.
MR. DICK CHOONG IS A BANK GUY. HE HAS CONTACTED ME. HAS HE CONTACTED YOU? IS THIS REAL? WHY DO THEY WANT MY MONEY?
I AM NOT A BANKER. WHY DO THEY THINK I CAN DO THIS? I AM A LAWYER.
Hello:
I am Richard Choong (General Manager Internal Audit) Maybank Malaysia. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. I know you would be wondering why I am writing you with a request such as this but I only urge you to read on. I decided to contact you through email due to the urgency, anyway I need your co-operation in receiving US$10.5Million that has been in a dormant account with my bank since 1997 under inheritance claim. 30% of the total sums will be accrued to you upon the confirmation of the funds in your nominated account.
Although it may seem small, but you have to understand and accept this since 40% of the total sum will go to charity, as my entitlement here is also 30%. I need your co-operation here because the account holder an Iraqi Chieftain and businessman died at the war I find out this during the course of our internal audit, I have tried to reach any of the next trustees, but to no avail and since I am not in position to make the claim, I can establish you before the bank as the heir to the bequest.
It is very important that the claim is made, as the bank will turn the funds over to the treasury anytime from now if it remains unclaimed. I will provide you with detailed information on the modalities of this operation once I have your interest but I must say that trust flourishes business. Therefore let your conscience towards this proposal be nurtured with sincerity.
Please make sure you send your reply through my private email address ( choongrich2@web2mail.com ) and I shall provide you with further details of this operation.
Regards,
Mr. Richard Choong.
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