I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR. I WILL SHOW HIS WIFE AND GET MONEY.
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bmuntz
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docliptz
Sometimes I wish I weren’t a doctor of psychiatrism. It would be easier to be just a junkie or an alcoholic. These patients of mine drive me crazy. Crazy enough to hurt someone or something. That’s why I have a cat.
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bmuntz
HELLO!
WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? I AM YELLING AT MY COMPUTER AND NOONE TALKS BACK. ALSO, I HAVE HAD A NASTY REACTION TO THE PLANTS MY INDIAN FRIEND GAVE ME FOR MY HERPES SO I NEED MORE MEDS FROM THE DOCTOR. GIVE THEM TO ME!
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bmuntz
I HEARD THIS SONG AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
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bmuntz
FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NO EYELIDS
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. SOMETIMES I SEE THEM THROUGH MY VISUAL CORTEX’ES . CAN YOU SEE THEM? I HAVE THEM IN MY LINE OF SIGHT AND I AM PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THEM.
I WAS NOT HOME WHEN YOU CALLED DOCTOR. I WAS AT THE ARCADE BEING FRIENDLY. THE MAN THERE TOLD ME I HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN I PLAYED WITH THE JOYSTICKS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE. FIRST I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AND GET A 55 GALLON DRUM FULL OF GAS ON THE ROOF. THEN I WILL LEAK IT THROUGH THERE TO THE FLOOR. THEN I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE.
IF HE IS NOT THERE I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL GIVE HIM A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE. THOSE ARE CLASSY.
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bmuntz
MCCAIN FLIPFLOPS – I READ IT TODAY.
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bmuntz
WHY CAN’T I BE PRESIDENT?
I AM A MAN. I AM WHITE. I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. I NEED YOUR MONEY BECAUSE THE MONEY I GOT THAT I WAS HOLDING FOR MY FRIENDS (ERGO BELOW) IS NOT ENOUGH. I NEED MORE. SEND ME YOUR MONEY. BY THE WAY, JOHN MCCAIN IS AN ALIEN WHO FEEDS ON THE BLOOD OF HIS WIFE. HE CANNOT GO OUT IN THE SUN BECAUSE HE WILL BURN ALIVE. HE MUST BE DEFEATED.
I SAW YOUR WIFE IN THE WINDOW THE OTHER DAY. SHE WAS NAKED AND TRYING ON SOME CLOTHES. I SPURTED ON THE BUSHES OUT FRONT. SORRY DOC. THOUGH I’VE HEARD THAT’S GOOD FOR THEIR HAIR, SO YOU MAY HAVE HAIRY BUSHES.
SOMEDAY I TOO WILL BE ABLE TO FREELY EXPRESS MYSELF BY BECOMING A HERO TO THE GENERATIONS OF UNTOLD VICTIMS OF THE MASSACRE OF MIND FREEDOM. YOU HAVE ALL BECOME EDUCATED STUPID WITH YOUR CROWNS OF THORNS WHICH BECOME THORNED HEARTS TEARING AWAY AT YOUR SANITY.
I HAVE KNIVES HIDDEN IN MY COLON.
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bmuntz
MY PENIS IS JUST FINE.
I HAVE IT WRAPPED IN TINFOIL. THE BUGS CAN’T CRAWL IN THE HOLE AND LAY EGGS THAT WAY TO CONTINUE THEIR SPECIES. I HATE INTER-SPECIES EGG-LAYING.
I’M SORRY DOC.
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bmuntz
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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bmuntz
I WAS READING THIS IN THE NEWS:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/us/politics/01campaign.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD NICKNAME. I WAS NOT IN THE MILITARY BUT I NEED A GOOD NICKNAME CAUSE I AM ALSO GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
I WAS THINKING YOU SHOULD NOW ALL CALL ME BOB “THE REFRIGERATOR” MUNTZ. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS DOUCHES?
I WILL HAMMER A SCREWDRIVER INTO YOUR SKULLS.
