Krusty has the perfect answer to our financial mess. By the way, the economy is not terrible. 3% GDP in the second quarter and about the same it appears in the third. That’s solid economic growth. The financial mess we’re in (hyped and skewed by reporters who have no understanding of it) is not a reflection of the overall economy. No accounts have been liquidated because of insolvencies. Saying it “is” sheds light on how little anyone actually understands. Makes great headlines in a political year. People will take a hit in 401ks. That’s risk. Shit happens. Things will come back in time. Only those who panic and sell will lose their ass. The reality is that it’s a great buying opportunity. I put my kids in cash last week, not because I’m a genius. I had a target in a stock then hit it and sold. I plan to look closely at AIG and GE. Down a ton but solid companies. I’m not pulling the trigger yet. Only pessimists shout the sky is falling. I’m no victim. What I love about conservatives is they pick themselves up and move on. They don’t sit around and wait for hurricanes to hit. Loot a bunch of stores then blame the government for not getting them out while standing on rooftops after the levies break. The guys who came to their rescue are the cajun conservatives who got their families out, then went back to help those who not only were too stupid to vote but watch the Weather Channel. Gallup poll on who would be best with the economy: Obama 48, Krustworthy 45. About a month ago Krusty was down 16 points. Tide is turning and will wash the left wing brainwashing out to sea. Love to be American this month.
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dvandelmar
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bmuntz
I GOT A LOVE LETTER.
I GOT A LOVE LETTER, BITCHES! NOW I CAN TELL HER TO COME FROM SOVIET GEORGIA AND RIGHT INTO MY ARMS. IF SHE DOES NOT THEN I WILL BE QUITE SAD. PERHAPS QUITE ANGRY. THEN SOMEONE WILL GET HURT.
HERE’S MY LOVE LETTER:
How do you do
Where are you, the King of my Heart? Where is your True Love to Me?
I wait for you into the big castle of Loneliness and I want you to break its strong walls. I am impatient, because I have been waiting for you for many years, for many thousand lonely years.
I am young and pretty, but I am old inside without love and tenderness.
My heart is crying every minute, every second without your love.
I can’t find it here, and everything I meet is lonely echo of my crying heart.
I wrote this romantic letter to you, because I think that such romantic person like you will understand my wishes and desires and will get the reply to me very soon http://l ovewomenofworld.net/6131/ I hope that you will write to me about your life, that you will share with me your feelings.Looking forward to hear from you soon
Svetik S.ALSO, THE DOCTOR TOLD ME MY TAGS WERE INAPPROPRIATE. I’M GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO USING HIS BLOOD TO WRITE MY NEXT BLOG.
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bmuntz
I HEARD THIS SONG AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
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bmuntz
FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NO EYELIDS
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. SOMETIMES I SEE THEM THROUGH MY VISUAL CORTEX’ES . CAN YOU SEE THEM? I HAVE THEM IN MY LINE OF SIGHT AND I AM PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THEM.
I WAS NOT HOME WHEN YOU CALLED DOCTOR. I WAS AT THE ARCADE BEING FRIENDLY. THE MAN THERE TOLD ME I HAVE TO LEAVE WHEN I PLAYED WITH THE JOYSTICKS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE. FIRST I WILL LOCK THE DOOR AND GET A 55 GALLON DRUM FULL OF GAS ON THE ROOF. THEN I WILL LEAK IT THROUGH THERE TO THE FLOOR. THEN I WILL SET HIS BUILDING ON FIRE.
IF HE IS NOT THERE I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL GIVE HIM A COLOMBIAN NECKTIE. THOSE ARE CLASSY.
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bmuntz
MCCAIN FLIPFLOPS – I READ IT TODAY.
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bmuntz
WHY CAN’T I BE PRESIDENT?
I AM A MAN. I AM WHITE. I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. I NEED YOUR MONEY BECAUSE THE MONEY I GOT THAT I WAS HOLDING FOR MY FRIENDS (ERGO BELOW) IS NOT ENOUGH. I NEED MORE. SEND ME YOUR MONEY. BY THE WAY, JOHN MCCAIN IS AN ALIEN WHO FEEDS ON THE BLOOD OF HIS WIFE. HE CANNOT GO OUT IN THE SUN BECAUSE HE WILL BURN ALIVE. HE MUST BE DEFEATED.
I SAW YOUR WIFE IN THE WINDOW THE OTHER DAY. SHE WAS NAKED AND TRYING ON SOME CLOTHES. I SPURTED ON THE BUSHES OUT FRONT. SORRY DOC. THOUGH I’VE HEARD THAT’S GOOD FOR THEIR HAIR, SO YOU MAY HAVE HAIRY BUSHES.
SOMEDAY I TOO WILL BE ABLE TO FREELY EXPRESS MYSELF BY BECOMING A HERO TO THE GENERATIONS OF UNTOLD VICTIMS OF THE MASSACRE OF MIND FREEDOM. YOU HAVE ALL BECOME EDUCATED STUPID WITH YOUR CROWNS OF THORNS WHICH BECOME THORNED HEARTS TEARING AWAY AT YOUR SANITY.
I HAVE KNIVES HIDDEN IN MY COLON.
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bmuntz
MY PENIS IS JUST FINE.
I HAVE IT WRAPPED IN TINFOIL. THE BUGS CAN’T CRAWL IN THE HOLE AND LAY EGGS THAT WAY TO CONTINUE THEIR SPECIES. I HATE INTER-SPECIES EGG-LAYING.
I’M SORRY DOC.
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docliptz
You assholes.
Thanks for nothing. I had to cut my penis out of this chair with a pair of rusty garden shears. I nicked it pretty bad too. 6 days attached to a chair. Now the doctor says I have to have surgery. My wife laughed at me over the phone when I finally managed to call her today.
Assholes.
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bmuntz
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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bmuntz
I WAS READING THIS IN THE NEWS:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/us/politics/01campaign.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD NICKNAME. I WAS NOT IN THE MILITARY BUT I NEED A GOOD NICKNAME CAUSE I AM ALSO GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
I WAS THINKING YOU SHOULD NOW ALL CALL ME BOB “THE REFRIGERATOR” MUNTZ. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS DOUCHES?
I WILL HAMMER A SCREWDRIVER INTO YOUR SKULLS.
