I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR. I WILL SHOW HIS WIFE AND GET MONEY.
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bmuntz
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bmuntz
HELLO!
WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? I AM YELLING AT MY COMPUTER AND NOONE TALKS BACK. ALSO, I HAVE HAD A NASTY REACTION TO THE PLANTS MY INDIAN FRIEND GAVE ME FOR MY HERPES SO I NEED MORE MEDS FROM THE DOCTOR. GIVE THEM TO ME!
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dvandelmar
Krusty has the perfect answer to our financial mess. By the way, the economy is not terrible. 3% GDP in the second quarter and about the same it appears in the third. That’s solid economic growth. The financial mess we’re in (hyped and skewed by reporters who have no understanding of it) is not a reflection of the overall economy. No accounts have been liquidated because of insolvencies. Saying it “is” sheds light on how little anyone actually understands. Makes great headlines in a political year. People will take a hit in 401ks. That’s risk. Shit happens. Things will come back in time. Only those who panic and sell will lose their ass. The reality is that it’s a great buying opportunity. I put my kids in cash last week, not because I’m a genius. I had a target in a stock then hit it and sold. I plan to look closely at AIG and GE. Down a ton but solid companies. I’m not pulling the trigger yet. Only pessimists shout the sky is falling. I’m no victim. What I love about conservatives is they pick themselves up and move on. They don’t sit around and wait for hurricanes to hit. Loot a bunch of stores then blame the government for not getting them out while standing on rooftops after the levies break. The guys who came to their rescue are the cajun conservatives who got their families out, then went back to help those who not only were too stupid to vote but watch the Weather Channel. Gallup poll on who would be best with the economy: Obama 48, Krustworthy 45. About a month ago Krusty was down 16 points. Tide is turning and will wash the left wing brainwashing out to sea. Love to be American this month.
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA
YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT BILL CLINTON LIKED BLOWJOBS!REMEMBER ME, I WAS ON THE STREET YELLING AT YOU. SHE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE HERE TO DESTROY METROPOLIS.
SHE IS WHITE. he is black.
SHE IS FEMALE. he is male.
SHE IS A SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE. he is a social and economic communist.
SHE EATS BABIES AND WHEN SHE POOPS THEM OUT SHE MAKES THEM HAVE DOWN SYNDROME. he has regular kids.
SHE HAS A HUSBAND. he has a wife.
HERE’S AN UNDISCLOSED PICTURE I FOUND ON THE DRUDGE REPORT:
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHY ISN’T SHE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND?
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dvandelmar
I don’t know much about her. Guns don’t bother me at all. If you live in Alaska, you shoot shit to eat. I think hunting is perfectly fine. Creationism totally freaks me out. Kids get knocked up. He’s a great looking guy. I refuse to judge that. Mccain certainly shook things up. I have a hard time believing he really wants her. She may be a great fuck.
I’m pissed because I hear there’s a picture of Bristol in a bikini and i’m trying to find it to check out her ass.
Mark my words. Pallin will go toe to toe with Biden in the debate. And if it turns to energy which it will, she smokes Biden. She runs a virtual country up there that borders Russia. This vaults her to a position of respect. Then all the gun toters march to the polls to cast a tally against Osama. I’m buying a gun. Huge semi-automatic with a night scope. The tree huggers down the street … I’m shooting their wildlife. All of it.
She kills moose. Makes me horny and insane.
I’m moving from this shit hole Connecticut to the great northern territories.
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docliptz
This blog is worth money!
Well everyone, in case you didn’t notice, this blog is worth over 2500 dollars. Don’t worry though, even though times are tough (Martin, your check bounced again), I’m not going to sell the blog. Not yet anyway. I know there are some investors just clamoring to purchase this bad boy and get in on the psychological online market before things get too far ahead of the game, but so far I’m just going to play my cards close to the chest. It’s all politics.
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bmuntz
I GOT A LOVE LETTER.
I GOT A LOVE LETTER, BITCHES! NOW I CAN TELL HER TO COME FROM SOVIET GEORGIA AND RIGHT INTO MY ARMS. IF SHE DOES NOT THEN I WILL BE QUITE SAD. PERHAPS QUITE ANGRY. THEN SOMEONE WILL GET HURT.
HERE’S MY LOVE LETTER:
How do you do
Where are you, the King of my Heart? Where is your True Love to Me?
I wait for you into the big castle of Loneliness and I want you to break its strong walls. I am impatient, because I have been waiting for you for many years, for many thousand lonely years.
I am young and pretty, but I am old inside without love and tenderness.
My heart is crying every minute, every second without your love.
I can’t find it here, and everything I meet is lonely echo of my crying heart.
I wrote this romantic letter to you, because I think that such romantic person like you will understand my wishes and desires and will get the reply to me very soon http://l ovewomenofworld.net/6131/ I hope that you will write to me about your life, that you will share with me your feelings.Looking forward to hear from you soon
Svetik S.ALSO, THE DOCTOR TOLD ME MY TAGS WERE INAPPROPRIATE. I’M GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO USING HIS BLOOD TO WRITE MY NEXT BLOG.
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bmuntz
I HEARD THIS SONG AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
I’m the Peter Piper of the 1980’s
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don’t care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my Mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, ’cause I won’t say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!WHO SINGS THIS SONG? I DO NOT KNOW AND I THINK IT IS A BAND.
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docliptz
God.
Again, I need to rant. That’s the point of this thing right?
Well, why is it that Demi Moore can have some 17 year old boy to boff, and yet society looks down on older men with younger women? I mean, all I ever hear from my female friends (yeah Suzi I’m looking at you) is “oh my god, can you believe how hot that Ass-ton Kutcher is? Demi is soooo lucky,” but whenever I mention that I enjoy the derriere of a Junion High school girl, I get slapped?
Then there’s the harassment charges.They can’t make them stick though. Been down this road before.
Fucking women. On a similar topic, the wife had papers served to me again. YES, AGAIN! How many times must we go through this…. Jesus. Why doesn’t she just come over and cut off my nuts like she wants to?
Whore.
