I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR. I WILL SHOW HIS WIFE AND GET MONEY.
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bmuntz
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martinfritts
How do people sit through this drivel?
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dvandelmar
I feel for you. You have a brave face while staring at certain death. Obama feels a lot like Custer at his last stand. I promise I won’t rub Obama’s certain loss in your face in January.
If she’s a “hockey mom,” she’s willing to go to blows in the stands. She’ll pull out a Dirty Harry special and put a few holes in Putin. I have complete faith in her. I remain steadfast in this decision to have Sarah Palin as my vice president. I’m wetting myself at the thought of Obama, a completely inexperienced and very easy to rattle guy, being number one on the ticket. Palin is number two. You compare an apple to a gun on this one. Krusty vs. Obama. It’s a no brainer. By the way, have you seen Biden lately? I think Obama may yank him and install Hillary. If Obama’s pride hadn’t gotten in his way, he would be up on McCain by at least 25 points. Now he’s having to kiss the Clinton’s asses to stay competitive. Makes me sick to see Obama sprint to clinton’s office and suck cock for help. Not very presidential in my eyes.
Here’s the reality. You all are prep school elitists who look down your noses at guys who attended the DeVry Universities of the world. The fact is the successful guys I know rarely attended elitist universities. You claim she has an IQ of 90. Just the ability to stand in front of 38.5M people and hit a home run speech, tells me that it hovers around 100. I know you struggle with the thought of a Harvard educated man, who is as liberal as they come, and is changing positions with the fluidity and predictability of the tides, getting hammered by a veteran who has actually serviced his country and can barely jerk off with his broken arms. McCain is Change. Palin forever. Drill baby drill. Kill wolves. Let God direct our foreign policy.
I welcome this change that really isn’t change, because I can’t stand to see Obama begging. Begging the Clinton’s for salvation.
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bmuntz
I CAME
I EJACULATED ON A PICTURE OF YOU. THEN I BURNED THE PICTURE AND BURIED IT IN A NATIVE AMERICAN CEMETARY. YOU ARE NOW CURSED WITH THE POWER OF GORBLOT.
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA
YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT BILL CLINTON LIKED BLOWJOBS!REMEMBER ME, I WAS ON THE STREET YELLING AT YOU. SHE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE HERE TO DESTROY METROPOLIS.
SHE IS WHITE. he is black.
SHE IS FEMALE. he is male.
SHE IS A SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE. he is a social and economic communist.
SHE EATS BABIES AND WHEN SHE POOPS THEM OUT SHE MAKES THEM HAVE DOWN SYNDROME. he has regular kids.
SHE HAS A HUSBAND. he has a wife.
HERE’S AN UNDISCLOSED PICTURE I FOUND ON THE DRUDGE REPORT:
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martinfritts
I couldn’t stand to hear more than his intro tonight. What a piece of shit, going after Obama while all but going down on Sarah Palin. Who does this cocksucker think he is?
“I’m not left or right” he says in a radio spot, “just a common sense guy.” Bullshit. You’re Karl Rove’s bitch. Get on your knees and suck it Glenn. You’re a fucking moron whore.
He thinks he’s some kind of spiritual crusader because he used to drink a lot (or some stupid shit story like that), but he’s just another pathetic Mormon.
BTW I’ve been clean four months now. Thanks Dr. L.
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dvandelmar
Still haven’t heard from code red. With any luck I won’t. At this point, I’m terrified. I just had my cell go off and I didn’t answer, because I didn’t recognize the number. No message. Very hazardous.
Trig is a retard. I get that. Just not why he’s being used for political capital. Let him live his retard life without any fanfare. Shouldn’t he be allowed?
Wasn’t sure by the way things started. Out for dinner. Had a couple beers by myself. I have bad gas. Hammered the joint a couple times for fun. I love sitting silently watching people freak. Slow how the odor penetrates. A sniff. Try to hold your breath. Then they vacate. They get absolultely pissed. I could hear the comments if one or another did it and how disgusting. I doubt they know I do it.
Fortunately, Overcoat showed after the air had cleared. She had a couple friends. Rough ones. We’re sitting at the bar and Flip Flop shows up with a friend. That’s tough and I was getting tougher. First thing is to fire up a couple fast scotchies for moral support. Flip Flop sits next to me her friend runs interference for her. Overcoat is lost. I’m lost. But hard and trying to figure out how not to lose the night. I called a friend from the bathroom for advice but he’s gone. Probably sleeping with the woman to whom he’d been married before. At least I have that going for me.
Maybe it’s best that each learn that I’ve slept with the other in the last week. Let’s get it out. I actually look forward to the verbal asaault from all of them. I pull my seat back to form a semi-circle. But how to have conversation with all of them? Flip Flop is the brightest gal I’ve met. Overcoat has tits, but they’re fake.
Overcoat and her friends leave. Flip flop leaves. I ask the gay bartender for a double. Pound it. My phone rings and it’s Overcoat. This is America.
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bmuntz
SARAH PALIN
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHY ISN’T SHE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING FOR HER HUSBAND?
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dvandelmar
I don’t know much about her. Guns don’t bother me at all. If you live in Alaska, you shoot shit to eat. I think hunting is perfectly fine. Creationism totally freaks me out. Kids get knocked up. He’s a great looking guy. I refuse to judge that. Mccain certainly shook things up. I have a hard time believing he really wants her. She may be a great fuck.
I’m pissed because I hear there’s a picture of Bristol in a bikini and i’m trying to find it to check out her ass.
Mark my words. Pallin will go toe to toe with Biden in the debate. And if it turns to energy which it will, she smokes Biden. She runs a virtual country up there that borders Russia. This vaults her to a position of respect. Then all the gun toters march to the polls to cast a tally against Osama. I’m buying a gun. Huge semi-automatic with a night scope. The tree huggers down the street … I’m shooting their wildlife. All of it.
She kills moose. Makes me horny and insane.
I’m moving from this shit hole Connecticut to the great northern territories.
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docliptz
Bristol Palin is Hot!
Zomg, I’d hit that so hard. What? C’mon, she may be underage, but you know she puts out. Why don’t the police arrest the guy who got her pregnant? He sounds like a catch:
“I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess.”
He even warns, “Ya fuck with me I’ll kick [your] ass.”
A WINRAR IS YOU!
