THERE IS A PLACE CALLED WONDERLAND


 

Bob Muntz

 

I AM NOW IN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT! YOU ARE ALL TO REPORT TO ME FOR YOUR WELFARE CHECKS! I AM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN AND GORBLOT THE MIGHTY WILL JUDGE YOU ALL WITH A RIVER OF BLOOD!

TODAY IN THE NEWS THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO SET FIRE TO HERSELF WITH A CAN OF GASOLINE. THAT’S CALLED PETROL IN ENGLAND, WHICH I VISITED WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY TO FIGHT THE CHINESE! YOU ARE ALL LYING FUCKS WITH A HEART OF GOLD, BUT I DON’T BELIEVE IN THE GOLD STANDARD! LIARS OF ALL FORMS EXIST IN THE GOVERNMENT, AND ARE ALL PRETENDING TO CARE FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM. I WILL VOTE IN SARAH PALIN FOR SATAN THIS ELECTION, BECAUSE SATAN NEEDS A BREAK!

I LOVE, FUCKING LOVE THE MUSIC THAT THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS GUYS DO! IT’S PERFECT FOR WHEN I’M CUTTING INTO A BODY AND WANT SOMETHING TO CALM ME. ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHEN I WAS A LAWYER AND STILL AM I WAS ABLE TO HELP PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR PROBLEMS. MORE THAN YOU HAVE DONE FOR ANYONE EVER DOCTOR LIPSTICK! WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BE A DOCTOR EVEN AFTER TOUCHING THAT HERPES-INFESTED GIRAFFE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THINGS. THE MAN WHO TOLD ME I HAVE TO SEE YOU SAID I DON’T HAVE TO PAY YOU AND YOU STILL HAVE TO HELP ME BECAUSE OF YOUR HYPOCRITES OATH!


I AM THE MAN WHO HAS THE PLAN!

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