Heysus is the Reason


THERE WAS A BILLBOARD IN MY NATIVE COUNTRY OF NEW JERSEY AND IT SAID THAT THE NATIVITY WAS A FAIRY TALE. THE ONLY FAIRY TALE I KNOW IS THE ONE WHERE THE MOTHER GETS HER FINGERS CUT OFF  WITH A CARVING KNIFE. WHEN THERE IS EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FOR PEOPLE THEN ALL PEOPLE WILL BE OUTLAWS AND WON’T BE ABLE TO READ FAIRY TALES ANY MORE, SO THE BIBLE MAY BE UNREQUIRED TO READ IN YOUR FOURTH GRADE EDUCATION. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE GET THIS THROUGH THEIR THICK SKULLS? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GOING TO MAKE AN ASHTRAY OUT OF YOUR HEAD?

WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENT TELL US THE TRUTH? MKULTRA WAS A FARCE AND ONLY LED TO MORE TERRORISTS GETTING CAUGHT,  SO I BELIEVE THAT JACK BAUER IS A REAL PERSON WHO ONCE TRIED TO USE MAPQUEST BUT FAILED. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO JOIN FACEBOOK BUT I PUNCHED HIM IN THE BALLS INSTEAD.

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