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  • rbiofuel 10:17 am on July 23, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , america, , , , cretins, general election, , , , perkins, , , pornstar, , shit, stuff faces.   

    Cretinous Blog 

    this blog become most cretinous place for computer visit though all the women I know from ukrain now come here for greatest and small laugh. Lipvitch send me bill last week for unused session of counsel but forgot to fill line item for purpose. I pour beer on receipt wipe with ass then place back in postal carrier hands. he say letter smell like shit. I say to who it return to empror of shit. shit factory amerika become workerless proletariat cretinous place of untold lives of misery and shit idol worship. Every amerikan spend paycheck on Perkins chain restaurant to stuff face and hindquarter with shovel of steaming bags of fat. I see amerika. I see small children with enormous breasts stuffing brain and faces behind dead television eyes with the fruits of your decrepit plains. even pornstar for amerika can tell it’s all giant lie of soul. no one in ukrain ever cheat soul on pornography film. not ashamed of bodies or glorious brain. amerikans strain daily shit of planet for place on table to meet with gaping mouths and greediest fork and knife. no shit left for camel people in dirtiest desert wasteland beyond amerika.

    • pooter 10:22 am on July 23, 2008 Permalink | Reply


  • dvandelmar 9:11 am on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    put this in your waterpipes and smoke it. might take you to heaven with 3,500 vestal virgins and bunch of guys with towels wrapped around their faces, toting AK47s, climbing monkey bars.

    • bmuntz 9:22 am on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply


    • johnnypeepers 9:52 am on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Obama yo mama!

    • dvandelmar 10:12 am on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      muntz, you give me that feeling of retarded children chewing corn through chain link fences … translation: you’re a complete dipshit.

  • rbiofuel 8:58 pm on June 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    volleyball president 

    volleyball man for most glorius position in mostly free world. drive yukons and pink volleyball cars. spray lawns with dried up water and chemical. stretch faces at face doctor. stuff faces at burger place. hire this president. spend no time on computer bride site. americans very ashamed. look at selves. make ukrain ashamed for you.

    • betsymccleary 9:51 pm on June 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      you don’t know what you’re talking about. Obama is a good man.

    • betsymccleary 9:56 pm on June 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      oops I hit pody comment too soon. I played volleyball in college, do you like volleyball? Obama is a basketball player. He’s very good.

      I dated this guy once who played basketball like Obama, with no shirt on. He was a great basketball player down at the Y, but he had a vasectomy. How selfish. I could never marry him because he oculdn’t conceive a child. He said it was a mistake he made when he was yound and stupid like getting a tattoo. He was so selfish. What a dick, thinking like that not ever thinking he might meet the woman of his dreams someday who only wants to have a child with him.

      No way, Richard. I’m better than that. I’ll meet him someday, I assure you. 37 is not to old, is it Richard?

    • rbiofuel 8:06 am on June 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      depend if face picture is real or make believe

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  • docliptz 12:50 pm on June 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    What the fuck? This is not a fucking po … 

    What the fuck? This is not a fucking podium, it’s an interactive patient blog! I demand you all stop talking about politics immediately! Stop it!

  • dvandelmar 12:46 pm on June 24, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Obama’s Lies 

    i’m passing this shit on. this guy’s outrageous. schooled in a madrasa? middle name hussein? sleeping with one deeply unnattractive woman? president? he’d make a good drain commissioner in Lombard, IL.

    01.) “Selma (Alabama) Got Me Born” – LIAR. Your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 – Selma had no effect on your birth since the Selma march occurred in 1965.

    02.) “My Father Was A Goat Herder” – LIAR. Your father was a privileged, well educated youth who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

    03.) “My Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter” – LIAR. Your father was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

    04.) “My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom” – LIAR. Your cousin, Raila Odinga, created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election, in Kenya, in 2007. It was the first wide spread violence in decades.

    05.) “My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian” – LIAR. Your Grandmother does her daily Salat prayers at 5:00 AM. This is according to her own interviews. Not to mention that Christianity would not allow her to have been one of 14 wives to ONE man…..your MUSLIM FATHER.

    06.) “My Name is African Swahili” – LIAR. Your name is Arabic. ‘Baraka,’ from which Barack came, means ‘blessed’ in Arabic. Hussein is also Arabic, and so is Obama.

    07.) “I Never Practiced Islam” – LIAR. You practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim. You kept that faith for 31 years; until your wife made you change so you could run for office.

    08.) “My School In Indonesia Was Christian” – LIAR. You were registered as a Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces…..(check your own book stupid).

    09.) “I Was Fluent In Indonesian” – LIAR. Not one teacher said you could speak the language.

    10.) “Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience” – LIAR. You were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language. But what did you learn? You learned how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

    11.) “I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs” – LIAR. Except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet, and thus have NO experience with our closest allies. So I guess that makes you a friend of OUR enemies.

    12.) “I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion” – LIAR. You were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya, and no mention of struggle to identify. Your classmates said you were just fine.

    13.) “An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office” – LIAR. Ebony has yet to find the article you mentioned in your book. It doesn’t, and never did exist.

    14.) “A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life” – LIAR. Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did exist.

    15.) “I Won’t Run On A National Ticket In ’08” – LIAR. Here you are, despite you saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

    16.) ” ‘Present’ Votes Are Common In Illinois” – LIAR. They are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

    17.) “Oops, I Mis-voted – LIAR. Only when caught by church groups and democrats, did you beg to change your mis-vote.

    18.) “I Was A Professor Of Law” – LIAR. You were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE. Oh, and I just love how your wife attempted to explain both of your professions……”I a lawyer, Barack a lawyer.” And you say she has two degrees?????

    19.) “I Was A Constitutional Lawyer” – LIAR. You were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

    20.) “Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill” – LIAR. You didn’t write it, introduce it, change it, or create it. The previous 19, and the following 30 prove your ETHICS are ASKEW!!!!!!!!

    21.) “The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass” – LIAR. It took just 14 days from start to finish.

    22.) “I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill” – LIAR. Your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation. Mainly because of your Nuclear DONOR, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

    23.) “I Have Released My State Records” – LIAR. As of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored, or voted for, have yet to be released. Why? Because they would expose all the special interest pork hidden within.

    24.) “I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess” – LIAR. You were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself in your books.

    25.) “My Economics Bill Will Help America” – LIAR. Your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

    26.) “I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois” – LIAR. Even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

    27.) “I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year” – LIAR. They were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator who assisted you in your future bid for higher office.

    28.) “No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA” – LIAR. The Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

    29.) “I Am Tough On Terrorism” – LIAR. You missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism, and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel. What about your close ally, William Ayres? He was one of the extremist radicals of the anti-war protestor gang of the 60’s, the Weather Underground. Ayres was never prosecuted for the bombings “on American soil” as part of the Weather Undergound because of illegal FBI surveillance. But Ayres has been quoted as saying, “I don’t regret setting bombs, I feel we didn’t do enough.” This was a quote from the New York Times in 2001……not 1971. Oh but I guess you just feel he was a misguided youth!

    30.) “I Am Not Acting As President Yet” – LIAR. After the NAFTA Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC officially recognized.

    31.) “I Didn’t Run Ads In Florida” – LIAR. You allowed national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks – and you still lost.

    32.) “I Won Michigan” – LIAR. No, you did not.

    33.) “I won Nevada” – LIAR. No, you did not.

    34.) “I Want All Votes To Count” – LIAR. You said let the delegates decide.

    35.) “I Want Americans To Decide” – LIAR. You prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

    36.) “I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate” – LIAR. You passed 26, most of which you didn’t write.

    37.) “My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend” – LIAR. That friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped saying this.

    38.) “I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics” – LIAR. You used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

    39.) “I Don’t Take PAC Money” – LIAR. You take loads of it.

    40.) “I don’t Have Lobbysists” – LIAR. You have over 47 lobbyists, and counting. Just like your lies.

    41.) “My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad” – LIAR. Your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

    42.) “My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace” – LIAR. Tom, who started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients.

    43.) “I Inspire People With My Words” – LIAR. You inspire people with other people’s words, and your lies.

    44.) “I Have Always Been Against Iraq” – LIAR. You weren’t in office to vote against it, AND, you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date – AGAIN.

    45.) “I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care” – LIAR. Your plan leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don’t have to buy it. The ILLEGAL Aliens!

    46.) “I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts By Way Of Mail – LIAR. Both companies you cite as having sent you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being created or sent.

    47.) “I Am As Patriotic As Anyone” – LIAR. You only started wearing a lapel flag pin, and you will not put your hand over your heart during the Anthem. And why wouldn’t you place your hand on the BIBLE, is it because you’re an anti-Christian Muslim?

    48.) “My Wife Didn’t Mean What She Said About Pride In Country” – LIAR. Your wife meant exactly what she said. Her words follow lock-step in the vain of Wright and Farrahkan in relation to their contempt and hatred of America.

    49.) “Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn’t Support” – LIAR. Your wife has received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.

    50.) “I visited 57 States …” – LIAR.

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