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  • dvandelmar 11:44 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , i love palin, , , , , palin the retard, , , trig plain   

    Palin Forever 

    I feel for you. You have a brave face while staring at certain death. Obama feels a lot like Custer at his last stand. I promise I won’t rub Obama’s certain loss in your face in January.

    If she’s a “hockey mom,” she’s willing to go to blows in the stands. She’ll pull out a Dirty Harry special and put a few holes in Putin. I have complete faith in her. I remain steadfast in this decision to have Sarah Palin as my vice president. I’m wetting myself at the thought of Obama, a completely inexperienced and very easy to rattle guy, being number one on the ticket. Palin is number two. You compare an apple to a gun on this one. Krusty vs. Obama. It’s a no brainer. By the way, have you seen Biden lately? I think Obama may yank him and install Hillary. If Obama’s pride hadn’t gotten in his way, he would be up on McCain by at least 25 points. Now he’s having to kiss the Clinton’s asses to stay competitive. Makes me sick to see Obama sprint to clinton’s office and suck cock for help. Not very presidential in my eyes.

    Here’s the reality. You all are prep school elitists who look down your noses at guys who attended the DeVry Universities of the world. The fact is the successful guys I know rarely attended elitist universities. You claim she has an IQ of 90. Just the ability to stand in front of 38.5M people and hit a home run speech, tells me that it hovers around 100. I know you struggle with the thought of a Harvard educated man, who is as liberal as they come, and is changing positions with the fluidity and predictability of the tides, getting hammered by a veteran who has actually serviced his country and can barely jerk off with his broken arms. McCain is Change. Palin forever. Drill baby drill. Kill wolves. Let God direct our foreign policy.

    I welcome this change that really isn’t change, because I can’t stand to see Obama begging. Begging the Clinton’s for salvation.

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    • charlie 4:35 pm on October 16, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Your not a Christian! Your a satanist! Get off this planet and take Palin with you!!!!!!

  • bmuntz 10:58 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , EJACULATION, , , i love palin, , , , , SEMEN   

    I CAME 

    I CAME

    I EJACULATED ON A PICTURE OF YOU. THEN I BURNED THE PICTURE AND BURIED IT IN A NATIVE AMERICAN CEMETARY. YOU ARE NOW CURSED WITH THE POWER OF GORBLOT.

     
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  • dvandelmar 2:48 pm on September 11, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Code Red 

    I stalked a gal for a few days until I saw her walk out of her house. It was dark. She wore a leather jacket down past her rear. I could see the outline. Not bad. Enough for fun. A friend had mentioned her as a possibility. I called her, and we met for lunch. I had a party to attend on Friday night. She came with me. A bunch of beers into the night. She grabbed my hand and asked me to leave. We drove to my house and poured one last cocktail and sat on the couch. Not sure if I even took a sip before I ripped her clothes off. No foreplay. She loves to talk in the middle. I love it. She wants it harder. It wasn’t working. I stalled for some time. Too drunk. Fell asleep. Out cold.

    At about 3am something is wrong. Code Red stands above me. She’s whimpering. Feels rejected. Fully dressed. Even wearing her overcoat. I had barely been with her. Only a couple dates. She expects what? So I’m drunk. I fall asleep. We’re far from married. Isn’t she supposed to be trying to land me? Best foot forward? The pressure. The best in bed are those who allow. They ask you to stop and try later. Code Red expects volumes. Immediately. Too much pressure.

    She says she’s going to walk home. Completely outrageous. At least four miles away, and it’s bitterly cold. I jump into a pair of jeans and fleece. I told her I’ll drive her. We get to my car, and she cries harder. She asks why I don’t care. This is our first date. Can you imagine being married to this. No wonder why she’s divorced. I said flatly that she gets to make a choice. Come back to bed, or go home. She comes back to bed. I deliver a courtesy. She cuddles next to me for the remainder of the darkness.

    I called her six months later on a warm sunny evening. A few scotches in. She was engaged after having known a guy for three weeks.

     
    • martinfritts 11:22 pm on September 11, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Are you talking about Betsy?

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  • bmuntz 10:24 am on September 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , BIZARRO, BLOWJOBS, , , , , , , ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE, , HE IS BLACK, , i love palin, , , , , , , , , , , , , SHE IS WHITE, SOCIAL CONSERVATIVE,   

    SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA 

    SARAH PALIN IS A BIZARRO BARACK OBAMA

    YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST FROM THE MOUTH OF THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THAT BILL CLINTON LIKED BLOWJOBS!REMEMBER ME, I WAS ON THE STREET YELLING AT YOU. SHE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE HERE TO DESTROY METROPOLIS.

    SHE IS WHITE. he is black.

    SHE IS FEMALE. he is male.

    SHE IS A SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE. he is a social and economic communist.

    SHE EATS BABIES AND WHEN SHE POOPS THEM OUT SHE MAKES THEM HAVE DOWN SYNDROME.  he has regular kids.

    SHE HAS A HUSBAND. he has a wife.

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    • betsymccleary 1:08 pm on September 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      she’s a cunt and so are you

    • Sam 12:06 pm on September 13, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Your comments are the Thing thats really Bizzarro.

    • . 5:41 pm on September 18, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      she seems like a very dishonest person. how can someone that dishonest run a country? Please do NOT vote for her- she’s a disaster waiting to happen. You have been warned!

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  • dvandelmar 1:40 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Pallin and Moose Killing 

    I don’t know much about her. Guns don’t bother me at all. If you live in Alaska, you shoot shit to eat. I think hunting is perfectly fine. Creationism totally freaks me out. Kids get knocked up. He’s a great looking guy. I refuse to judge that. Mccain certainly shook things up. I have a hard time believing he really wants her. She may be a great fuck.

    I’m pissed because I hear there’s a picture of Bristol in a bikini and i’m trying to find it to check out her ass.

    Mark my words. Pallin will go toe to toe with Biden in the debate. And if it turns to energy which it will, she smokes Biden. She runs a virtual country up there that borders Russia. This vaults her to a position of respect. Then all the gun toters march to the polls to cast a tally against Osama. I’m buying a gun. Huge semi-automatic with a night scope. The tree huggers down the street … I’m shooting their wildlife. All of it.

    She kills moose. Makes me horny and insane.

    I’m moving from this shit hole Connecticut to the great northern territories.

     
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    • martinfritts 1:54 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I hate Republicans with a passion, but Gov. Palin is cougariffic. Never mind the preggo daughter, I’d throw a bag over the mom’s ideology and totally hate-fuck the bejeezus out of it.

    • martinfritts 2:23 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      one more thing, the mom may be into guns, but the daughter’s got the rack. God damn I’d like to get some of that momma’s milk. Lactating broads are so fuckin’ sexy.

    • Rita 9:08 pm on September 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      It scares me how many people support Palin. I really cannot understand what people see in her. As a woman, it disheartens me to think that other women could see her as a role model and/or a leader. She is a disgrace to women and to this country. How could you be so anti-prochoice and force women to have children they do not want, cannot care for or may potentially abuse if forced to have a child. She has so little experience and will most likely help McCain put this country in an even worse position than it is now. Unless you are wealthy and have been helped by what the Republicans have done to our country, how could you vote for McCain? There is no excuse, perhaps Obama has some things to learn and maybe he is too hopeful, but Obama is my choice, he is the only chance in this election we have to begin to turn this country around.

    • James 10:00 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I love Palin. I think she is a good mom and a good VP for America. Some are really fond of talking about bad things of others… I wonder how perfect they are.. Always negative views… how will things work in the families..that kind of negative characters they will hand on their generations????????? Palin.. You are a very good lady.. I like you so much!

    • James 10:04 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      What makes them force so ugly words to say… It’s like the dog barking at the mountain.. but the mountain will never moved by the dog… the dog will be the one tired of barking at the mountain…
      Palin now you’r like the mountain… which can really give strength the country.

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