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  • dvandelmar 11:44 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Palin Forever 

    I feel for you. You have a brave face while staring at certain death. Obama feels a lot like Custer at his last stand. I promise I won’t rub Obama’s certain loss in your face in January.

    If she’s a “hockey mom,” she’s willing to go to blows in the stands. She’ll pull out a Dirty Harry special and put a few holes in Putin. I have complete faith in her. I remain steadfast in this decision to have Sarah Palin as my vice president. I’m wetting myself at the thought of Obama, a completely inexperienced and very easy to rattle guy, being number one on the ticket. Palin is number two. You compare an apple to a gun on this one. Krusty vs. Obama. It’s a no brainer. By the way, have you seen Biden lately? I think Obama may yank him and install Hillary. If Obama’s pride hadn’t gotten in his way, he would be up on McCain by at least 25 points. Now he’s having to kiss the Clinton’s asses to stay competitive. Makes me sick to see Obama sprint to clinton’s office and suck cock for help. Not very presidential in my eyes.

    Here’s the reality. You all are prep school elitists who look down your noses at guys who attended the DeVry Universities of the world. The fact is the successful guys I know rarely attended elitist universities. You claim she has an IQ of 90. Just the ability to stand in front of 38.5M people and hit a home run speech, tells me that it hovers around 100. I know you struggle with the thought of a Harvard educated man, who is as liberal as they come, and is changing positions with the fluidity and predictability of the tides, getting hammered by a veteran who has actually serviced his country and can barely jerk off with his broken arms. McCain is Change. Palin forever. Drill baby drill. Kill wolves. Let God direct our foreign policy.

    I welcome this change that really isn’t change, because I can’t stand to see Obama begging. Begging the Clinton’s for salvation.

     
    • charlie 4:35 pm on October 16, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Your not a Christian! Your a satanist! Get off this planet and take Palin with you!!!!!!

  • dvandelmar 2:58 pm on September 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    I Trust Krusty 

    You are so rattled and clinging to hope that someone in the real world will read this shit you send from the internet. We all know the commercials are rooted in fact. Stretched a little, but there is fact. I harken back to Barnacle Bill and his seemingly fruitless search for a head coach. You will survive with Sarah as your VP. The sun will return in the east. The birds will sing with joy. Children will grow up to love Krusty.

    The reality is Obama is under the gun and not tested. This test is nothing compared to the games we will face with Putin in the future. Krusty will stand tall to Putin. He knows the cold war. Obama looks too feminine. Putin will kick his ass. Putin knows Krusty didn’t jack off for six years while he was strung up from a pole in an NVA POW camp. Can you imagine not blowing a load for that long? I’d cave for certain. Not Krusty.

    You saw the pictures of Putin in the river. He’s borderline insane. He sent a battleship to the Caribbean to run maneuvers with Hugo Chavez. He’s in talks with Cuba to reestablish ties. The guy is a major threat to this country in time. I view him as a borderline Hitler prior to invading Austria. I want a tough son of a bitch in office who will stand up to him. There’s only one candidate who has proven balls and that is Krusty.

    Rest assured Putin would love a soft, borderline homosexual to face off against. Krusty would bite him and poke his eyes out. Obama would try to bullshit his way out with rhetoric.

    Bottom line, it’s us against the Reds. I trust Krusty.

     
  • dvandelmar 8:32 am on September 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , creationism, , , fox, maverick, maverick my ass, , , PALIN, the retard. palin,   

    Pailin, the Retard, Gergen, and the Queer 

    Its so bad. MSNBC and CNN went so far left I had to turn it. I struggled with Fox and the Weather Channel.  

    Obama is starting to fray. The pig comment wasn’t smart. He needs to leave her alone and let Biden go after her. Biden is out in left field. Not sure what he looks like. But maybe he corners her as some right wing creationist ushering retardation to our shores … might work.

    Gergen doesn’t understand why they have Palin in a box. 

    AC 360 did a fact check on Palin. Here is what he came up with:

    She tripled spending on special needs kids. Not cut by 60 percent. She cares about the retard.

    We all know she’s full of shit on earmarks. But as long as Rove keeps shoveling this shit to southern Ohio and WalMart nation, we win. Honestly, if she’s a “maverick,” I’m a fucking queer. Doesn’t matter. The public is too stupid to tell the difference.

    She never banned books from the Wasilla library but did check on some — assume it was pornography. Tough hit. Essential the skin rags pull through. 

    Never said to not teach darwinism but did think the creationism side should be presented to the kids. Evolution might be too much for the retard’s brain. I get it.

    She thinks shooting wolves from a plane is good. Polar bears have some issues as well. Not sure what drilling has to do with polar bears. Here’s a fact I believe. Once you shoot shit, hunters want them preserved so they can continue to shoot this shit. And she loves to shoot shit. Bottom line. Global warming is not going to be prevented by 600,000 people living in AK. That wilderness is massive beyond massive. People who live there may have some play in a hundred miles max in any direction of a city. But that doesn’t scratch the surface. 

    If I were an ultra wealthy guy, I’d start a news service in the middle. I’d have a guy on the right, a guy on the left, and Gergen. What you see are multi righters or lefters against only one on the opposite side. AC 360 could host. He’s a fag I know, but does a good job of being in the middle.

     
    • docliptz 8:36 am on September 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Did….did you just post without going into gratuitous sexual detail?

      You ARE coming along, Dean. Maybe you’re starting to learn that women are more than just sexual objects. Very hot sexual objects.

  • dvandelmar 1:40 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , gun, , I love pallin, I'll find her, , killing, , mccain mud pit, moose killing, nra, , osmam, PALIN, pallin, , , she owes me   

    Pallin and Moose Killing 

    I don’t know much about her. Guns don’t bother me at all. If you live in Alaska, you shoot shit to eat. I think hunting is perfectly fine. Creationism totally freaks me out. Kids get knocked up. He’s a great looking guy. I refuse to judge that. Mccain certainly shook things up. I have a hard time believing he really wants her. She may be a great fuck.

    I’m pissed because I hear there’s a picture of Bristol in a bikini and i’m trying to find it to check out her ass.

    Mark my words. Pallin will go toe to toe with Biden in the debate. And if it turns to energy which it will, she smokes Biden. She runs a virtual country up there that borders Russia. This vaults her to a position of respect. Then all the gun toters march to the polls to cast a tally against Osama. I’m buying a gun. Huge semi-automatic with a night scope. The tree huggers down the street … I’m shooting their wildlife. All of it.

    She kills moose. Makes me horny and insane.

    I’m moving from this shit hole Connecticut to the great northern territories.

     
    • docliptz 1:47 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Dean, you consistently improve in both your therapy and in your daily outlook. Excellent progress!

    • martinfritts 1:54 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I hate Republicans with a passion, but Gov. Palin is cougariffic. Never mind the preggo daughter, I’d throw a bag over the mom’s ideology and totally hate-fuck the bejeezus out of it.

    • martinfritts 2:23 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      one more thing, the mom may be into guns, but the daughter’s got the rack. God damn I’d like to get some of that momma’s milk. Lactating broads are so fuckin’ sexy.

    • Rita 9:08 pm on September 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      It scares me how many people support Palin. I really cannot understand what people see in her. As a woman, it disheartens me to think that other women could see her as a role model and/or a leader. She is a disgrace to women and to this country. How could you be so anti-prochoice and force women to have children they do not want, cannot care for or may potentially abuse if forced to have a child. She has so little experience and will most likely help McCain put this country in an even worse position than it is now. Unless you are wealthy and have been helped by what the Republicans have done to our country, how could you vote for McCain? There is no excuse, perhaps Obama has some things to learn and maybe he is too hopeful, but Obama is my choice, he is the only chance in this election we have to begin to turn this country around.

    • James 10:00 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I love Palin. I think she is a good mom and a good VP for America. Some are really fond of talking about bad things of others… I wonder how perfect they are.. Always negative views… how will things work in the families..that kind of negative characters they will hand on their generations????????? Palin.. You are a very good lady.. I like you so much!

    • James 10:04 am on September 12, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      What makes them force so ugly words to say… It’s like the dog barking at the mountain.. but the mountain will never moved by the dog… the dog will be the one tired of barking at the mountain…
      Palin now you’r like the mountain… which can really give strength the country.

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  • martinfritts 12:55 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    John McCain is a Fraud 

    McCain is an absolute disgrace. His speech last night was nothing more than focus-group-tested Republican talking points. If you vote for this guy and his wingnut running MILF, you are a fucking moron.

     
    • martinfritts 12:58 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      C’mon Betsy. Time to snowball this dirty old man.

    • docliptz 12:58 pm on September 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      You spelled “hero to america” as “absolute disgrace” again. I’m going to have to increase your medication.

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  • docliptz 10:54 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: alaska, bristol palin, bristol palin drinking, levi, PALIN, , underage   

    Bristol Palin is Hawt 

    Bristol Palin is Hot!

    Zomg, I’d hit that so hard. What? C’mon, she may be underage, but you know she puts out. Why don’t the police arrest the guy who got her pregnant? He sounds like a catch:

    “I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess.”

    He even warns, “Ya fuck with me I’ll kick [your] ass.”

    A WINRAR IS YOU!

     
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