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  • docliptz 8:40 am on June 27, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    Jesus H. Christ – You’re all a bunch of fucking Loons! 

    Jesus H. Christ – You’re all a bunch of fucking Loons!

    What the hell is the matter with you?  I mean, my wife and I take a few days off and go to the City to get waxed. I got a massage from a little Japanese man whose hands were just delightful (another story for another time), went shopping with Margret and ate some excellent Thai food. It was just a great break.

    Then I come back to this.

    Where to fucking start?

    Betsy:

    Look, even I don’t know how to run this blog thing right, wasn’t sure what meatspin was and I know better than to put a map in a blog. Stupid. Also, I hope your “lawyer” ends up being an ex-con with spider tattoos on his elbows and a tear drop from each eye. Don’t know what those mean? Ask the Internet stupid.

    Martin:

    Yeah, getting a job would be a good start for you, you degenerate papa’s boy. Getting money off your gas farm or whatever sure is an easy way to live isn’t it?  Oh, and how about honesty in therapy? If I’d known you were a child-loving freak I woulda paired you up with Biofuel for couple’s counseling. Yeah, get a new phone. I’ve been trying to reach you and all I get is some recording.

    Dean:

    Jesus Christ man, seriously? Where do I even begin. You emailed a video of a guy getting oral (let me guess – sex) from…a cow? What the Titty-fucking christ is wrong with you? Jesus. Where do I even begin?

    Oral? Really? Can you forward it to me?

    Biofuel:

    That language is really not necessary. Please refrain from using it.

    Muntz:

    You are off your rocker. Have you been taking your meds? Really, start them again.

    AND TO EVERYONE:

    I don’t like politics, please stop talking about them.

    Thanks-

    Dr. Liptsvitch

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    • martinfritts 2:24 pm on June 27, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      back off you fooking cracker jack. Where’s Johnny Peppers?

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  • martinfritts 8:58 pm on June 26, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    God Damn Job 

    I’m thinking about getting a job. Not because I need the money, but I’m getting bored. WTF can a guy do in Memphis all day? There are only so many bands I can play for, so many rocks I can carve into abstract works of art.

    I don’t know what to do, though. I kinda like the Kevin Spacey character in American Beauty who goes to work at a McDonalds just for the fuck of it, That’s class. His wife was doing the king of real estate.

    I’d really like to help coach a high school football team, but I had that little “incident” with a “young woman” that required intervention by the “authorities” and got my name put on a certain “special list.” Seriously, how the fuck could I know she was 16? So we drove over the border to Mississippi for a night. How does that make me an offender?

    My cell phone is dying. It needs a new battery or something. I don’t wanna sign up for another two years just to get some piece of shit phone made in Mexico for $50. Fuck these cell phone people.

     
  • martinfritts 9:40 pm on June 22, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    AH fuck I got cranked up on some nasty s … 

    AH fuck I got cranked up on some nasty shit this weekend. I GOTTA COME DOWN.

     
    • docliptz 8:44 am on June 23, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Martin – Have you tried doing some sculpting when you’re all high? I’ve heard that drugs are good for opening up your creative side.

  • martinfritts 9:59 pm on June 16, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: blogsluts, sculpture, vegetarian   

    I didn’t mean to snap at ya’, doc. I s … 

    I didn’t mean to snap at ya’, doc. I spent some time in the studio working on a marble carving tonight, then tried adding to my other blogs. God I freakin hate those idiots who can’t spell. They all suck. And they call themselves writers. Biatches, attention whores.

    I’m thinking about going vegan.

     
    • metal roller 4:18 am on August 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

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    • Raymond Matt 12:24 pm on October 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

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